Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Cant Sleep

From the @J_tsar Twitter account of Boston Marathon suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Compiled by Mark Doten
Photo Credit: Massachusetts State Police


2:59 AM   10/25/11
Im doing laundry?! at this time? #college


5:31 AM   3/14/12 
fuck, cant sleep


11:38 AM   3/14/12
when you wake up tired as fuk needing to piss while having a super boner<<<<


7:04 AM   4/5/12
im in too good of a mood to go to sleep


10:49 PM   4/5/12
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


1:09 AM   4/12/12
and i wonder, if you know what it means, to find your dreams


4:58 PM   4/15/12
bout to sleep for like 20 hours


8:38 AM   4/16/12
hhmmm get breakfast or go back to sleep, this is always a tough one


8:45 AM   4/16/12
sleep after breakfast is so much sweeter


2:10 AM   5/17/12
im hungry all the dam time!! im kinda tired of eating


6:59 AM   5/23/12
im not a morning person because i never sleep at night but i love getting an early start, you get more done and the day seems long as fuck


3:01 AM   7/1/12
its so cool in my room i gotta pull the blanket out #sleeplikeababy


9:34 PM   7/6/12
tired from a day of chilling, life needs to always be this easy


3:55 AM   7/15/12
too waved to even fall asleep #thespins


4:37 AM    7/16/12
bed time is the best time


4:39 AM   7/16/12
just gotta get away from reality and dream a little


1:00 PM   7/17/12
8 hours of sleep never felt like it was enough


1:45 PM   7/17/12
3rd zombie apocalypse dream in a span of like 2 weeks, i’m no golden boy but maybe, just maybe we should be expecting something soon, tbc..


7:45 AM   7/20/12
on the train to washington with a 5 year old who wont go to sleep #thisistorture


3:20 AM   8/3/12
i don’t usually sleep but when i do it’s from five to two


10:34 AM   8/7/12
heavy sleeper and a great liar #traitsimnotproudof


3:40 AM   8/8/2012
i wake up, put on my favorite wig and go about my day


12:06 AM   8/19/12
if i actually liked chris brown’s songs, don’t wake me up would really be my life anthem #sleepingismyhobby


3:06 AM   8/20/12


4:47 AM   8/25/12
i can’t sleep, although its crazy how fast time passes by when you’re struggling to fall asleep


12:01 PM   11/16/12
waking up before my alarm is my greatest accomplishment of the day


9:01 PM   11/3/12
If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who’s side would you turn your back to?


3:09 PM   11/8/12
I slept 16 hours, that can’t be healthy


3:39 PM   11/13/12
Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried


4:50 AM   11/18/12
i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished #college


7:05 AM   11/26/12
i dont sleep anymore…


11:15 PM   11/27/12
“A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep.”


4:09 AM   12/4/12
the only reason i’m not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it’s not safe to fall asleep


1:18 PM   11/16/13
8 is not enough I need more #sleep


1:38 AM   11/23/13
My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit


10:38 AM   11/23/13
If I’m ever not picking up the phone don’t assume something like death, naaah I’m fucking with deaths cousin #sleep #shemygoto #yafeelme


1:53 PM   12/12/12
I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream


3:39 AM   12/13/12
I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it


4:26 PM   21/12/12
All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end


4:31 AM   1/21/13
I can’t seem to drift away into the land of dreams #ditty


10:08 AM   2/1/13
Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03 #sleepovereverything


2:49 PM   2/7/13
I hate these college desks, way too small to sleep on


2:45 PM   2/13/13
I killed Abe Lincoln during my two hour nap #intensedream


9:33 PM   4/6/13
I really don’t like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise


11:39 PM   4/11/13
Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating…


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