Spoken quotes from the week’s news in dialogue form.
B: Well, a party without champagne…
A: —Is a war without weapons. You know, if I was younger, we’d have had a great passionate affair for two years and been friends the rest of our lives. I can tell you that frankly. That said, if you violate my airspace, there will not be a funeral!
A: Old lovers get to be really old lovers, and you can’t remember who broke up with who, or who got mad at who—just that the two of you remember things that no one else in the world does. We’re talking about people in close contact who are experiencing the painful intersections of intimacy.
B: To deposit…