In Conversation Imagined Conversations (5.19.14) By Staff Tweet Spoken quotes from the week’s news in dialogue form. ✖ A: I apologize if this seems blunt, but what I must say is too important to dress up in flowery language. B: Certainly— A: —Give me a fucking website. B: I—I… A: It’s time. B: I…don’t even know how I can! I know nothing about how they… I can’t decide when the wind blows… A: But you can use electric cars to store the power generated by wind energy. B: What— A: —Give me a fucking website. B: …What…I mean…okay. I mean, what kind of website? A: I’m a superfan of ticklish guys. B: The website… A: …is for people looking for ticklish guys to tickle on camera. B: Really? A: Really. B: What kind of?—Okay. A: It’s a lot of work getting people naked, especially in England. B: Okay. A: … B: … A: So? B: Honestly, like, that’s the worst possible… A: You think that’s fucked up? B: It’s possibly useful… A: It is simply one life story of one individual representing one possible interpretative scenario among many other possibilities. B: Honestly, like, it is ticklish guys— A: … B: I literally…like, no disrespect…I live in my own little bubble. But it is, you know, it is fucked up. A: If you have dirtiness in your mind, that’s your problem, not mine. ✖ The American Reader stopped publishing in 2015.This is a living archive of our work.